We pilage, we plunder, we rifle, we loot,
Another interesting day. Since child hood, Saturday has always been a cleaning day for me, and my family. It’s the same with the family here. We all pull together and clean the house. We usually have it done by noon. Today, being no different, Brody was given a number of tasks to do too. Which he did very well, for a small price of course.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
Today, DBL and DS were having a board meeting at the house for one of their groups. Brody and I prepared to take Dad out in the afternoon. Dad a successful business man all his life has a hard time not being in the center of attention when there is business planning going on. Dad will often “overthrown” business meetings held in the house, trying to be the man about town, all over again as in the days when he owned his own business years ago in the town of Chicago.
We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot,
When we were leaving the house, Dad started protesting that we were going to miss the meeting. I tried to change the subject, but Dad really wanted to be at that meeting. I was sad. I felt like I was being mean to Dad. I witnessed Dad during the last Board Meeting and was shocked when he started to yell at everyone…”You’re doing it all wrong, I’m telling you that is not the way to conduct business.” Everyone at the meeting sighed. DBL, DS and I, decided that it would be best if Dad was not at the meeting in the future.
Drink up me hearties, Yo ho!
[a careless Authors’ creative meandering: Secretly, in a past life I always thought my family and I were pirates. This all started one day, when in San Francisco, a historic sailing rig (from the 1900’s) was docked. Brody and I boarded it to see it. Brody was about six (6) years old. I noticed Brody found a little corner on the deck and sat down, and for the longest time he day-dreamed about the ship. Not a word left his lips, but the careful gaze of a dreamy young captains’ mate remembering all the pirate battles that he’s fought, defending the ship’s booty. Jumping from rigging to rigging with his stolen cutlass. I tried to shake him from his vision, but he continued to dream a world gone by. It was hard to imagine what could have captivated him for such a long time. Until I sat down and began imagining myself as a pirate, enjoying the sea breeze and the crisp cool air with my dreamy pirate lover, Ahoy! -as we rode the waves of the ocean in this bountiful beauty of a ship.
We extort, we pilfar, we filch, we sack,
The other reason I thought were we pirates is because of the way we used to answer the phone at home. “AAAARRRGH, What do you want?? OR for breakfast in the morning… “ARGH! Where’s my coffee.” Or our dogs when they find a cat to tease, “Ohoy there matey! Behave yourselves or you’ll be making a visit to Davie Jones’ Locker you will.” Authors’ musing ended.]
Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
Again I digress… Dad forgot all about the meeting soon after we left the house. Any way, we were on our way out of the house with Dad and our plan was to take Dad to lunch and a movie. So we went to TGIF (Thank God it’s Friday) and ordered some burgers. After wards we went to see a new movie called “The House Bunny”, rated PG-13 a comedy. Dad and I enjoyed the movie. I’d give it four or five stars out of five. I say four because there were some off colored jokes in the movie, unsuitable for teenagers; …Five, because it was really funny. After the movie, we took a ride over to the library, which was already closed. And then stopped at a local retail store, to pick-up some school clothes for Brody, who decided to join us later. Understanding Brody’s teen-age inclinations, we held back and let Brody lead us. Brody went straight to the teen boys section and pulled all the cammoflage clothes he could find. We made Brody try everything on and model for us, to avoid problems later when the clothes didn’t fit right. Which he happily did.
Maraud, Embezzled, and even high-jack
In the end, we walked out of the store with six (6) shirts, two (2) pairs of jeans and two (2) pairs of jean shorts. A new backpack, and one base ball cap. Not much in the way of clothes, but just enough to cover the floor of his bed room…Or wear to school his first week, which ever he wanted… We could pick up some more clothes during the labor day sales.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
Any way, Dad was thrilled to be out shopping for Brody. He enjoyed making comments like: no those pants are too big. Those are a little tight. Turn around again, so I can take another look. Now that’s a good look for you. He even got a little emotional once and said he was glad he could help me help Brody shop. We soon left the store with our “booty” in hand, and wouldn’t you know it, The weather ran afoul again with torrents of rain. Dad and Brody waited at the store, I went to get the car. Got soaked as is the norm these days. And we headed home.
Many thanks to Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean for the use of their lyrics.